amazing and funny love :p:p

Lover are like liver & Kidney!
Boy is liver & Girl is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails..
And
If kidney fails..
Liver manages with the other kidney :p

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my last funeral...amaz.ing lines said by a lover.i.

If i die first and you happen to come to myfuneral serivce...
Try your best to come with an empty Stomach... and eat lots..
Coz that will be my last treat for you....:(

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can I b pregnant? :p:p:p

Nursery 2 class, a little girl asks, "Teacher,can my Mum get pregnant?"
Teacher: How old is your mother?'
Little girl: she is forty
Teacher: O yes she can get pregnant.
Little girl: Can my big sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your big sister?
Little girl: She is Nineteen.
Teacher: Of course ya sister can certainly get pregnant
Little girl: So wat of me, can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you, dear?
Little girl: I'm five years. Teacher: No, dear, you can't get pregnant
Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, 'See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!'
The teacher fainted..

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The angry kiD :P

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Time - The most elastic element of life..

"Time Is The Most Elastic Element Of Life...

It Maximizes The Moments
When
You Are Missing SomeOne...
AND

It Minimizes The Hours
When
You Are With SomeOne..."

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Nice quote

There are 4 things you can never recover: The stone.after the throw. d word..after it's said. The occasion..after it's missed. d time..after it's gone

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Haha nice insult :p:p

Girl: Darling You Have Changed…
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Boy: Why Do U Say Dat?
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... Girl: You Used To Close Your Eyes When You Kissed But You Dnt Close ThemNow
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Boy:Cause Last Time When I Closed My Eyes 100 Rs Was Missing From My Wallet…:P

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God gave me two options....!!!

God gave me two options....!!!  Ra.one or " world's end in 2012" . . . . . . . . . . Sorry guys but i can't help it.... Marunga to sbko sath leke marunga akele nhi marna maine...:p

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Three words are not enough......amazing words said bya true lover!!!!

Girl: Do you really love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don’t have to.
Girl: Why not ?
... Boy: Because.
Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words.
Boy: I can’t.
The girl started to cry softly and said, Then you don't love me....
The two continued to walk in silence. They reached the girls home.
Girl: Why ?
Boy: Do you really want to know ?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose and whispered in her ear, Because three words are not enough...♥

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Something in my eyes ??

Girl to boy: "Look into my eyes, do u see sumthing?

Boy: "True Love."
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Gal: " O Romeo ke Bapu !!! kucch chala gaya hai..
Jaldi nikaal "...:P:P

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संता-बंता के चुटकुले

ट्रिंग ट्रिंग 

संता : हेल्लो ! कौन बोल रहा है ?

बंता : जी ! मैं बोल रहा हूँ 

संता : ओये होए !! ये तो कमाल हो गया !!

इधर से भी मैं ही बोल रहा हूँ !! :D 

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Best quote on friendship

Friendship Shouldn't Be

Like Using Google !!

You Remember It Only

When You Need Help.. :-/

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It Should Be Like

Using Facebook !!

No Matter How Busy You Are ;-)

You Remember It Atleast

Once In A Day... ;-) :-P :D

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Can I Hold Ur Hand ?

Boy : Can I Hold Ur Hand ?

Girl : "NoO"

Boys : Why sOo ?

Girl : B'coz It Hurts When U Leave It....:-(:-)

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Funny story of a poor man fed up of his wife.! xD

A driver is stopped by a police officer.
The driver asks, "What's the problem officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
(The man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket
for your broken tail light."

Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
(The man gives his wife another dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you
this way all the time?"

The wife says innocently , "No, only when he's drunk."

BUSTED! :P

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Love of a mother and her child.

A mother cares for you so much when you are a kid. :)
You should also care for her when she grows old.. :)
Share this pic with your friends, let this message reach every son

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Relationship is... When someone needs you, you always come back

‎'Relation Is…
When Someone Hurts U
U Dnt Hurt Back..
When Someone Shouts
At U
U Dont Shout Back
But
When Someone Needs U
U Always Come Back…..!! :)

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Animals love..

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Poisonous misunderstanding :'( ~ Heart Melting Lines.. really Heart Touching

♥"A Single moment
of
misunderstanding
is
sometimes so Poisonous
... that..
. it makes us forget within a
minute,
the hundred lovable moments
spent together...!! ♥

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Steve Jobs is now working in heaven to make iGirl

Steve Jobs is now working in heaven to make iGirl:
Beauty with Brains n desperately needed mute button ;)

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Funny Joke ~ my name is bubble

NEW teacher :
students tel ur name & hobies.
BOYS: 
I!M sami my hobby is watching bubble.

I!M jhon, my hobby is watching buble..

I!M TOM my hobby is watching bubble

Teacher: oh all boys,
thats gud

now girls,please?

GIRL: hi my name is bubble.....!!

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That's what we do during exams.. :P

This is what we're doing during the EXAMZzz :D
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... ... .
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(←_←) (→_→)

( ←_←) (→_→)

(↑_ ↑)

(←_←) (→_→)

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Touching Love Quotes, Top 10 Love Quotes ~ Heart Breaking Quotes

1. If you love someone let it go, If it comes back to you it's your, If it doesn't, it never was.

Love and Be Loved

2. To love is Nothing...
   To be loved is Something...
   To Love and be Loved is Everything...

3. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

4. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.

5. Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price.

6. Absence from the person you love is only healthy in theory.

7. If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever.

8. If you want to keep smile on your face, just love and love to the extent you can.

9. Love is a passion; lovers are those who sacrifice their lives for the sake of love.

10. In life you like different persons at different times but the person whom you love comes only once in life.

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Loneliness ~ The only thing which hurts the most :'(

Loneliness is just a word for some, a feeling to some, a cry for someone, and a way to get pass time for some. But if we get straight to word LONELINESS, then it would be right to say that it’s a complex and multidimensional phenomenon.
Importantly a basic dimension could be the frequency with which a person feels lonely. It could be trait of some person in certain conditions. Trait loneliness could be more complex.


Loneliness is certainly a universal human emotion and unique to every individual. Many experts say that-“being lonely is not a trait; it’s a perception of being alone and isolated”. Loneliness is strongly connected to genetics. It can be a psychological disorder i.e. depression.


How to overcome LONELINESS (the toughest time to make pass)?
there are several ways simple ways to overcome it, but some of the main from them are:


Always be positive.


Be social and remember that loneliness points out for change.


Stay connected to family, friends, as it keeps you busy.


If you are a animal lover, have some time with them.


If you are religious, then utilize time in that.


Enhancing social support and improving social skills too can be beneficial.


Have faith, love, prayer and the loneliness is not a part of yours.


!! WISH YOU A HAPPY TIME !!

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very sweet .....

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Soldier and officer joke ~ Bring my yellow pant xD

Solider: Sir We are under attack!
Officer: Bring my red shirt!
After The War...
Soldier: Sir why did you wear red shirt?
Officer: So that if I get shot my blood will mix with the color of the shirt and the soldiers will not be discouraged.
... After few days
Soldier: Sir Enemies 1000 tanks are coming!
Officer: Bring my Yellow pants! :-D :-D

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A new element added in periodic table

A new element
added in periodic table!

Name: Girl.
Symbol: G.
... Atomic weight: Don't even dare to
ask.

Physical Properties:

1: Boils at any time any
temperature,
2: Melts when handled with love
and care,
3: Very bitter if mishandled,

Chemical Properties:

1: Very reactive,
2: Highly unstable,
3: Possesses high affinity to Gold,
Platinum, Branded Clothes, and
other precious item,
4: Money reducing agent,

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Friends, Beerrr, Girls and WIFE !!

Friends, beer and girls are nearer than wife ;)

call girl is prepaid, girl friend is post paid and wife ??? unlimited!! xD

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♥ ♥ A nice touching love poem :) ♥ ♥

I never force you to love me,

I never flirt with someone to make you angry,

I never warn you to do not speak with others,

I never say don't do d thing you want,

You are like a bird for me,free to fly away anywhere u want to go,

Only thing u must to know wherever u go.or whatever you do, 

When u decide to come back n feel you need me ,

just remember..!

i'm alwayS here for you,to give you oceans of Love...♥

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dO what feels RIGHT

Do whatever you feel is right..
do anything you want
but never hurt a person's heart :'(
It hurts a lot.. :'(

Broken heart is like broken piece of glass..Once it is broken, you can never fix it again... :'(  ♥

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THE funny LOL ~ Lots Of Love

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facebook addiction

Every time I try to study or do any dammed useful thing in my life.. facebook just don't let me !

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