He: do u have a bf. have you done weight loss?
She: yes, who are u?
He: I'm your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:): D=D
Another unknown call
He : do u have a bf ?
She : no no I don't
He : what ? :O I'm ur bf , u just break my hearT
She : no no no darling I'm sorry I though u r my brother
He : =D right ! I'm ur brother Just wait till I come home , i'll show u later .....